my mind my world

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

hey u! yes, please dont act like i dont know ur talking about me! if u wanna say it, why dont u spit in my face as u drool ur slimy words out?!

come on, u talk about having balls show me where they are.

your low gossip is what fuels me.

dont just talk about you, ur WHOLE family are a sneaky lot.

heres what i want to do...come a little closer...

BOOM

BAM!

POW!

well it sure sucks to be you, owh and for good measure please follow instructions

1. take right fist and extend out at face level

2. turn fist toward yourself

3. pull fist back with fast and sudden motion

TIP: bending the elbow makes it all the more easier

now that just makes me feel all warm inside...

oh, wait, what? u feeling offended? yea in case u dint know little girl... get a book called the dictionary look up sacarsm and learn bitch cuz I DONT GIVE A FUCK .

oh wait, there is some sort of bulge in my pocket let me get it oh here i got it...

oh look what i found...ok its for you, wait there seems to be more

look a whole collection!!! all for you soggy tits

i guess.....

not happy ? then GTFO...yea go look it up

push this button

dint work? here try this then

...that feel so much better now... =)

howls moving castle

-i dont give a flying fart in space

hugs & kisses

acid

Thursday, May 19, 2011

feels like bacon...what do u say?

so i found some cool pictures cuz im so bored during my lunch break like

while my coworker in the next booth is like typing away and here is what i found

hey lets gather around and all enjoy a lofty glass of coca-cora =)

this one is pretty cool

the total trust that the jumper has in the photograper is amazing

and this is for a little humor....

i always belive in the phrase "a pictures speak a thousand words"

and the lenghts a photographer goes to take them are even more priceless

and talking about shooting stuff i would love something like this to pop up when i get home from work some day

wouldnt u? check out another cool pic i found

yes its a camera...can u imagine u go up to some one and be like smile bitch ur on camera

BANG!

and the SPLAT!!

and then u die the death similar to a leaning tower of pluto!

or when ur at the air port and a sequirity guard goes all up in ur face saying 'ma'am, we need to do a sequrity scan' and then im gonna be like 'owh owh wait what?' "every body FREEZE BITCH!" GET DOWN!!! cuz...

im gonna comb my hair with my pistol comb while wearing my bread shoes

and before i say farewell to you...i would just like to tell the people in charge to put up more signs like this on the road , it would definitely make my day

sign reads: car balancing on the edge of a square box in anticipation of falling on to 3 large strips of bacon...yum!

ok good night my little flying monkeys!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

i want to be a patchouli burger

SO today i was just goin thru facebook u know trying to find some intresting vids of stupid
people doing stupid things that migt make me laugh, and so i came across this vid about this
really hot guy he calles himself Davey Wavey but i dunno if its his real name, sounds to
rhyme-ish so yea, back to the point, and he is gay DUH! all hot guys are gay...so anyway im not
gonna whine bout that...he got a bunch of vids...about like anything and he has this blog...n i was
just browsing and then this one post he posted really got me thinkin...bla bla long story short...when i die i want to be exactly like this worn out sneakers

UM...OKAY why in the world would u want to be a stinking pair of old gym shoes?
what an AWKWARD thing to be right?
so the story is that i want to be like this old stinking shoe cuz of its mental state...think of it...wouldn't u want to serve ur purpose? this shoe is so worn because someone loved it...they loved it to wear it ALL the time...they probably wore it everywhere.

im qouting
as davey weavy said -"When I die, I don’t want there to be a figurative tread untouched or a sole unworn. If there’s more than a few untwisting strings holding things together when I breathe my last breath, then I haven’t experienced or adventured to my full potential. I don’t want to die with possibilities unexplored or opportunities unrealized."
pretty deep right? so thats why i like to live my life one little adventure at a time, like trying something new, doing something diffrent...i always think that if u eat something weird that its just going to make you live that much longer...doing things that are our of my comfort zone...so yea, when i die, i dont want to be a new pair of shining adidas...i rather be a pair of old and fateful worn out sneaker. wrinkled, and worn by the choices i make while my body does its little dance of life..
SO to end this blog on a WAY lighter subject i'll just show u wuts my latest um...fetish? well not really but what ever, its my new obsession thing its the Dr.Martens incase u have been living under a freaking patchouli burger...they are this freaking awesome boots that are made during the war time that have war like qualities, there lean, mean and BAD ASS...they were 1st built to stand hard work and harsh weather and what not...and were later adopted but bad ass skinheads and soon earn the image of trouble makers, thief, and hardcore punks...so yea im gonna quit talking now so u can see how they look like...here..dont get jelous =)