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Thursday, September 22, 2011

how far would you go?

your love is my heroin,
your sharp word is what make my skin itches,
your pleasure is my victory
the frost that's there is what fuels me onwards
the guilt in your voice is what gives you away,
you turn your face,
you scream at me, but in reality who are you screaming at?

when u lie, u look away
when you are guilty, your eye softens
when your trapped, you lash out

u try to figure me out,
but u never will
because you look but u dont see
u hear but u dont listen
u touch but u dont feel

but even that, i love u so much
i'd cut my heart out and leave it on display
for all to see,

and that is the difference between us,
without honesty there is not trust,
and without trust there is no love,
when love is for the highest bidder
honesty is a hard virtue to maintain

so now tell me

Tuesday, June 7, 2011


hey u! yes, please dont act like i dont know ur talking about me! if u wanna say it, why dont u spit in my face as u drool ur slimy words out?!
come on, u talk about having balls show me where they are.
your low gossip is what fuels me.
dont just talk about you, ur WHOLE family are a sneaky lot.
heres what i want to do...come a little closer...

BOOM
BAM!
POW!
well it sure sucks to be you, owh and for good measure please follow instructions
1. take right fist and extend out at face level
2. turn fist toward yourself
3. pull fist back with fast and sudden motion
TIP: bending the elbow makes it all the more easier
now that just makes me feel all warm inside...

oh, wait, what? u feeling offended? yea in case u dint know little girl... get a book called the dictionary look up sacarsm and learn bitch cuz I DONT GIVE A FUCK .
oh wait, there is some sort of bulge in my pocket let me get it oh here i got it...
oh look what i found...ok its for you, wait there seems to be more
look a whole collection!!! all for you soggy tits


i guess.....
not happy ? then GTFO...yea go look it up

push this button
dint work? here try this then

...that feel so much better now... =)


howls moving castle
-i dont give a flying fart in space
hugs & kisses
acid

Thursday, May 19, 2011

feels like bacon...what do u say?


so i found some cool pictures cuz im so bored during my lunch break like

while my coworker in the next booth is like typing away and here is what i found
hey lets gather around and all enjoy a lofty glass of coca-cora =)




this one is pretty cool



the total trust that the jumper has in the photograper is amazing
and this is for a little humor....
i always belive in the phrase "a pictures speak a thousand words"



and the lenghts a photographer goes to take them are even more priceless

and talking about shooting stuff i would love something like this to pop up when i get home from work some day



wouldnt u? check out another cool pic i found



yes its a camera...can u imagine u go up to some one and be like smile bitch ur on camera



BANG!
and the SPLAT!!
and then u die the death similar to a leaning tower of pluto!



or when ur at the air port and a sequirity guard goes all up in ur face saying 'ma'am, we need to do a sequrity scan' and then im gonna be like 'owh owh wait what?' "every body FREEZE BITCH!" GET DOWN!!! cuz...


im gonna comb my hair with my pistol comb while wearing my bread shoes






and before i say farewell to you...i would just like to tell the people in charge to put up more signs like this on the road , it would definitely make my day
sign reads: car balancing on the edge of a square box in anticipation of falling on to 3 large strips of bacon...yum!

ok good night my little flying monkeys!